| Track Name | Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | 00:38 | |
| 2 | Wrote Off a Red Ford Ranger | 01:55 | |
| 3 | Bingo Balls | 02:02 | |
| 4 | Police Got My Car | 02:25 | |
| 5 | The First Go-al | 03:18 | |
| 6 | Nan's Drownin' Kittens | 01:50 | |
| 7 | I'll Be Home For Supper | 03:35 | |
| 8 | Crusty the Plowman | 01:58 | |
| 9 | Swingin' Bells | 01:51 | |
| 10 | Christmas Chat | 04:07 | |
| 11 | Hark the Herald Magazine | 01:52 | |
| 12 | Little Bummer Boy | 02:31 | |
| 13 | Violent Night | 02:53 | |
| 14 | We Wish You a Scary Christmas | 01:30 | |
| 15 | Do Hear Fear What I Hear? | 02:48 | |
| 16 | Ches Is Givin' Me The Old Spare Tire | 02:36 | |
| 17 | Dozen Days of Christmas | 04:30 | |
| 18 | The Night Before Christmas (bonus track) | 03:33 |