| Track Name | Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'm White, I'm Straight, I'm Sorry | ||
| 2 | Dirty Books | ||
| 3 | Tanning USA | ||
| 4 | This Song Is Dolphin Friendly | ||
| 5 | Operation Dessert Storm | ||
| 6 | Blue Box Blues | ||
| 7 | Tree Farm | ||
| 8 | A Politically Correct Christmas | ||
| 9 | The Coffee Song | ||
| 10 | Generation Y? | ||
| 11 | Follicly Impaired | ||
| 12 | My Country Went And Left Me | ||
| 13 | Hockey Nut In Canada | 02:47 | |
| 14 | I Wanna Be A Bureaucrat | ||
| 15 | Forgive Us We're Canadian |